CALLING ALL MARIAN KEYES FANS!!!! Have you read this..HAVE YOU READ THIS???!?!?!?! Mammy Walsh has always been my favourite character in the Walsh sisters books. She is just BEYOND. She is everything. This A-Z guide has ruled my life this weekend. I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard while reading a book. Not even while I read It Happened in Paris by Molly Harper. This series was rounded out perfectly by Mammy Walsh’s very own Walsh family guide. Every second of it was perfection. Marian Keyes you rule my life. Here are a couple of awesome snippets –
“J is for Jumped-up Cauliflower. Or, as Claire insists on calling it: ‘broccoli’. But – and I know this for an absolute true fact because I spoke to a well-known greengrocer about it – broccoli does not exist. It is simply a cauliflower with notion. It is a cauliflower with ‘big ideas’. It is a cauliflower which refuses to accept its limitations. It is cauliflower which has, by dint of its desire to be different, dyed itself green. In short, it is a cauliflower looking for notice.”
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“However – without any prior warnin – someone somewhere invented this new type of knicker called G-string. But nobody told me, so when I was doing Rachel’s laundry, I thought I’d done something wrong. I thought I’d somehow ‘unraveled’ a good pair of black lace knickers, so that all of the front was gone, leaving only a bare string of a thing and most of the back was gone too. But no, she says. That’s the way it’s meant to be, and by the way, the bit you think is the front is actually that back.”
HAHAHAHA!!!!
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